you’d think at 32 years old ryan gosling would be ryan goose by now
in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out
Today in gym class we were doing major climbing and halfway up this girl freezes and goes “I CAN’T DO IT I CAN’T DO IT”
so some dude yells “MY AUNT SAID DAT AT HER WEDDIN’ BUT SHE MARRIED DAT FINE-ASS DOCTOR AND NOW SHE RICH AS HELL”
the girl did it. truly inspiring.
I should add that it was a shrimpy 5’1 Indian boy nobody had ever heard talk before who was apparently from the deep south.
does anyone else find it awkward emailing teachers like are you supposed to say hey, or hi or use their name or say love from at the end?