kara. 18. arizona.

straightgirl:

you’d think at 32 years old ryan gosling would be ryan goose by now

potatoandotherwise:

in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out

okaymad:

*tries to watch 45 minutes episode in 20 minutes*

realitytvbitch:

Friend: “Hey remember in 6th grade when y-“

Me:

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drdavidbrinner:

drdavidbrinner:

Today in gym class we were doing major climbing and halfway up this girl freezes and goes “I CAN’T DO IT I CAN’T DO IT”

so some dude yells “MY AUNT SAID DAT AT HER WEDDIN’ BUT SHE MARRIED DAT FINE-ASS DOCTOR AND NOW SHE RICH AS HELL” 

the girl did it. truly inspiring.

I should add that it was a shrimpy 5’1 Indian boy nobody had ever heard talk before who was apparently from the deep south. 

passion:

shall i compare thee to a summer’s day?

hot as balls

akwhard:

does anyone else find it awkward emailing teachers like are you supposed to say hey, or hi or use their name or say love from at the end?

sniffing:

its 2014 and im still not over the fact that blue in blues clues was a girl